B.J. Wallace

I first met B.J. Wallace in 1993 when he was a southpaw pitcher for the West Palm Beach Expos. I got to know him better in 1996 when he was playing for the Clearwater Phillies. I was Clearwater's bat boy at the time. Everyday, B.J. would pull me aside and ask me, "Have you gotten any pussy yet?" My answer was usually the same, "Not yet". He would kindly respond with, "Get the fuck outta here!". However, one day in July, the team returned from a long road trip. He sees me in the clubhouse and asked he the usual question, only this time, I had a different answer! B.J. sat me down in the middle of the clubhouse, with the entire team surrounding me, had me explain in great detail, exactly what happened.